My house is quiet and comparatively empty; it’s been neither since mid-week last week. My drinking days have long been over, by a decade now, so any coming New Year festivities don’t do much for me, except as a time for taking inventory and account, some of which I’ll be sharing with you next week. This week I’ll just rest and enjoy the stillness around and within me. I feel fortunate to have access to such stillness, to have even been at home, and not in an airport, for example, during this recent blizzard, variously referred to as Snowmageddon and snOMG among other titles. I didn’t do any travelling and my parents got here before it hit. My sister and her partner and adult children had a bit of rough travel locally—allegedly taking out a mailbox between her house and mine and nearly ending up in a ditch, but all turned out quite well in the end. Any of their damage might well have been exacerbated by the fact that all four of them—adults all—were in their pajamas. You might remember that I am working on simplifying family gatherings, and decided after my summer family reunion this year (which I wrote about here: part 1 and part 2) to simplify the winter holidays. My plan, which we all brilliantly executed if I do say so myself, was to have leftovers on Christmas day and to never get out of our pajamas. It was the most leisurely and wonderful and easy holiday of my adult life. People could arrive whenever they wanted and there was no hassle of everything needing to be hot at the same time, and we ate off of paper plates so there was no big cleanup. Just a lot of sitting and talking and napping and eating. It’s a terrific plan, though perhaps slightly less so if you happen to be loading up your leftovers and presents into a car to haul them across town, all while in your PJs and driving into mailboxes and ditches, so it seems that how “wonderful” and “easy” and “leisurely” it felt was relative. But in any case we did have the leisure to sit around and think up haiku poems, and I have featured them here. Now we have probably polluted the poetic form in some way, perhaps several ways; we only know of the 5-7-5 rule (as the number of syllables for each of three lines). And I couldn’t really swear that even that’s unassailably correct, but that’s what we went with and what I’m sharing here. Someone threw in “boo-yah Christmastime” at one point as their last line and then everyone stole it for their own; I kept calling them copouts as I typed each line they threw out but decided in the end to combine those and make them stanzas in a song.
Here is the gift of amateur holiday haiku, plus a song written in haiku form, from my house’s PJs and Leftovers holiday, to your house:
Snow comes down lightly
We’re hoping for a storm to
keep us here for days
(by Grammy and Amber)
Holiday at dads
Presents at mom and Mary’s
Wow how things have changed
(by Ashley)
Think and plan and wrap
Share the gifts and joy then meet
the edge of sadness
(by Patrick)
Family shapes change
Loves, splits, college, work, death, birth
People move in, out
(by Ashley & Amber)
It’s the paper waste,
I think, that gets to me most
More than spent money.
(by Amber)
Sister got rain boots
Those boots are made for walkin’
Hope she doesn’t see
(by Tammy)
Hey got a haiku
Write it down before it fades
Whoop there it goes. Dang.
(by Chelsea)
Smart phones for us all
Grammy has a Blackberry (?!)
Can she text us though?
(by Christopher)
The Boo-yah Holiday Song
No more presents now
We opened them this morning
Boo-yah Christmastime (Ashley)
Special holidays
Jammies are new tradition
Boo-yah Christmastime (Tammy)
Purple unicorn
Makes the best pillow pet gift
Boo-yah Christmastime (Chelsea)
Made matzoh ball soup
for him, better than his dad’s
Boo-yah Hanukkah (Ashley)